It's not Burned.....
It's Blackened!
Many Have Eaten Here
Few Have died
One Martini
Two Martoonies
Twee Martweenies
Floor
1. Swirl the Wine
2. Smell the Bouquet
3. Screw the Rules and Guzzle the Sucker
Sophisticated Seductive Complex And Full-Bodied
and the wine's not bad either!
USDA Prime
Tender Succulent & Naturally Aged
and the meat's not bad either!
1. Open a Beer 2. Down the Sucker 3. Screw the Barbeque
