Southwest Hot Sauces

 

 

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Ass Blaster Hot Sauce

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Available in 5 oz bottle

Ingredients: Water, Habanero Peppers, Vinegar, Capsicum Extract, Carrots, Salt, Garlic, and Spices

 
 
 
 
Ass Blaster Border Beans
Ingredients:
2-30 oz cans Pinto Beans
1 cube Salt Pork
3 or 4 cloves Garlic, minced
1 Tbsp dried Oregano
2-4 Tbsp Ass Blaster Hot Sauce
Place pinto beans with juice in a sauce pan, add salt pork, garlic, oregano and Ass Blaster Hot Sauce. Simmer until thoroughly heated. Add water if necessary. Enjoy each Ass Blaster bite!

Ass Kickin 'TM Original Hot Sauce

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Hold onto something heavy when you splash this Hot Sauce on your favorite foods! The flavor is fiery and it'll put the VaVOOM on your pizzas, tacos, or in your chilis.

Available in 5 oz. bottles

Ass Kickin 'TM Wasabi Horseradish Hot Sauce

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Japanese Wasabi Horseradish blended with Habanero Pepper creates an unbelievably delicious flavor. Try it on your next taco, roast beef, or sushi roll.

Available in 5 oz. bottle

Ingredients: Water, Habanero Peppers, Jalapeno Peppers, Tomato Paste, Wasabi Horseradish, Vinegar, Salt, Fresh Garlic, Onion Powder, and Spices

Ass Kickin' Horseradish Cheese Log

8 oz chopped walnuts
2 pkg. (8 oz each) cream cheese-room temperature
1/2 lb. cheddar cheese
Ass Kickin Horseradish Hot Sauce
1/2 chopped nuts
 
Mix until smooth. divide in half, in plastic wrap and roll into a log shape. Refrigerate. Before serving, remove log from plastic wrap and roll into the remainder of chopped nuits. Serve with your favorite crackers, and top with more Ass Kickin' Horseradish Hot Sauce for an ASS KICKIN' snack.

Ass Kickin Moonshine Pepper Mash

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Tresspassers Will Be Ass Kicked!

Available in 9.5 oz bottle

Ingredients: Water, Jalapeno Mash, Sugar, Tomato Paste, Vinegar, Garlic Powder, Spice, and Xanthan Gum

Moonshine Brew Sausage

1/2 lb. Bratwrust

1/2 lb. Italian Hot Sausage

1/2 lb. Italian Sweet Sausage

5 Sweet Onions Sliced

1 Bottle of yer favorite brew

2 Tbsp AK Moonshine Mash

1 Tsp Dried Oregano

2 Garlic Cloves minced

Cut sausages into 1/2 pieces. In a skillet cook sausage pieces and drain. Add sliced onions, oregano, garlic, Brew, and Moonshine Mash. Reduce heat and simmer for 10 minutes. Serve over pasta or as a sidedish.

Dumb Ass Hot Sauce

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Available in 5 oz. bottle

Ingredients: Water, Habanero Pepper, Vinegar, Capsicum Extract, Salt, Garlic, and Spices

Do you have that "SMART ASS" friend or relative that always says "NOTHING IS TOO HOT FOR ME!"? That person prides themselves in pure palate pain. Enjoy today by giving that special person "DUMB ASS" hot sauce. It is SO HOT it is sure to please even the toughest hot sauce customer.

Lazy Ass Hot Sauce

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Available in 5 oz bottle

Ingredients: Water, Habanero Peppers, Vinegar, Carrots, Salt, Garlic, and Spices

You know the person who should receive this Hot sauce without too much thought. Our Lazy donkey depicts the perfect lounge chair potato. the typical description is this:  remote control in one hand, a cold beer in the other, frequent naps and as soon as you change the channel you hear, hey I was watching that. Enjoy giving this to your favorite Lazy Ass and enjoy the hot sauce too!

Pain In the Ass Hot Sauce

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Available in 5 oz bottle

Ingredients: Water, Habanero Pepper, Vinegar, Garlic, Salt, and Spices

Pain In The Ass Hot Sauce is the perfect sauce for your favorite PAIN IN THE ASS; husband, wife, boss, sister, brother, aunt, uncle, child, pet, grandparent, lawyer, teacher, doctor, telemarketer, car salesman, neighbor, gardener, customer, or friend. Enjoy the laughter! Enjoy the sauce!

Smart Ass Hot Sauce

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Available in 5 oz bottle

Ingredients: Water, Habanero Pepper, Vinegar, Garlic, Salt, and Spices

The original (Smart Ass) was always the one in school who knew the right answer to every question, the solution to the math problem, or how to effortlessly split an atom. As time evolved (Smart Ass) became the one who always THOUGHT he knew the right answer, always felt they needed to have the last word, the one who ALWAYS had a sarcastic remark. Be sure to give this to your favorite SMART ASS.

Spontaneous Combustion Hot Sauce

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Danger!

Extremely Hot, use sparingly, Avoid contact with eyes and other sensitive area.

Available in a 5 oz bottle

Has been created for the true pyromaniac, the one who says nothing is too HOT for me! This gourmet Hot Sauce is made with the hottest commercially grown habaneros, and to make it even more combustible we have added pure capsicum extract. Be Careful!

Ingredients:  Water, Habanero Pepper, Vinegar, Capsicum Extract, Salt, Garlic, Spices, and Xanthan Gum.

Spontaneous Combustion Wing Sauce

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Be careful it is extremely hot.

Available in a 12 oz bottle

Be careful or this sauce may turn you into an ash heap. Spontaneous Combustion Hot Sauce has been created for the true pyromaniac, the one who says nothing is too Hot for me. This Gourmet hot sauce is made with the hottest commercially grown habaneros, and to make it even more combustible we have added pure capsicum extract. 

Ingredients: Water, Habanero Pepper, Vinegar, Capsicum Extract, Salt, Garlic, Spices, and Xanthan Gum.